Curse

Res Ipsi · Aug 21, 2007, 04:36 PM // 16:36

Your Norgu's so fat, he takes up 3 slots in your Party
Your Norgu's so fat, he needs a whole army of monks to heal him
Your Norgu's so fat, he insta-caps Shrines all by himself

chowmein69 · Aug 21, 2007, 04:47 PM // 16:47

ur norgu so fat , hes fatter then you

MSecorsky · Aug 21, 2007, 07:40 PM // 19:40

Your Norgu's so fat his aftercast jiggles.

Little Shenanigan · Aug 21, 2007, 08:05 PM // 20:05

your Norgu is so fat that skills like "Charge" make him move 152% slower after the first two seconds

MrGuildBoi · Aug 22, 2007, 08:35 AM // 08:35

Your Norgu is so fat, he doesn't need to imagine an Imagined Burden

prism2525 · Aug 22, 2007, 02:17 PM // 14:17

Your Norgu's so fat, Mantra of Resolve works differently for him:

As long as you're hungry, you cannot be interrupted while eating, but each time you would have been interrupted, you lose 10...5 calories or Mantra of Resolve ends.

Miss Puddles · Aug 22, 2007, 04:10 PM // 16:10

your norgu's so fat, he needs 2 wurms to get around the desolation.

Maria The Princess · Aug 22, 2007, 11:10 PM // 23:10

your norgu's so fat he can't carry more then 1 skill on his skill bar.

your norgu's so fat, when he is in a B/P TOPK party he is replacing the MM and the pets.

your norgu's so fat, he needed 5 infusion runs to completely infuse his armor.

Mesmer in Need · Aug 23, 2007, 12:32 AM // 00:32

Your norgu is so fat he ate the hunger.

B E A S T · Aug 23, 2007, 04:00 AM // 04:00

Your Norgus so fat...he lets you hold 10000000 bags in your inventory :P

Performance Pudding · Aug 23, 2007, 05:30 AM // 05:30

Quote:

Your Norgus so fat...he lets you hold 10000000 bags in your inventory :P

to bad he eats everything you put in them :P

Sawamura · Aug 23, 2007, 07:26 AM // 07:26

Your Norgu is so fat Tahlkora can't walk around him to heal you

Lowlife · Aug 23, 2007, 09:21 AM // 09:21

my tahlkora is prot

BlueNovember · Aug 23, 2007, 10:18 AM // 10:18

Heh, some good ideas here. Amusing thread :P.

Norgu's so fat, he went Foundry farming and died from Famine.

Norgu's so fat all his spells cause exhaustion.

Norgu's so fat the only quests he'll do are Feeding Frenzy and Insatiable Appetite.

...and of course this is another perfect opportunity to link to xkcd:
http://www.xkcd.com/89/
:P

Komes I · Aug 23, 2007, 11:23 AM // 11:23

You'r Norgu is so fat that when he turns around it is like... Happy New Year!
Poor Norgu.

RedStar · Aug 24, 2007, 03:32 AM // 03:32

Your Norgo's so ugly, when the gods saw him they fled Tyria in horror.

Your Norgu's so fat, that the gods temple in GoM was actually brought there when Norgu knelt to go to FoW.

Performance Pudding · Aug 24, 2007, 03:40 AM // 03:40

the tengu wars started because norgu ate there cheif...

azzer20 · Aug 24, 2007, 04:20 AM // 04:20

Your Norgus' so fat that all 6 arrows from barrage hits him

Your Norgu's so fat that he makes "The Hunger" look thin

Your Norgu's so fat that When he sits down he instantly becomes "Legendary Vanquisher"

Performance Pudding · Aug 24, 2007, 04:41 AM // 04:41

your norgus that he ate all the hippos by the end of the nf preview event!

Avarre · Aug 24, 2007, 06:47 AM // 06:47

Your Norgu was drunk and still made a better thread than this.